I recently found a “Fanfic” Well… It was sort of a collection of what had happened in someone’s roleplay, I guess they made a fanfic out of it, the pairing is this deranged woman’s Mary Sue OC and Snape, But… What brought my attention to it is not that it wasn’t well written or shit like that.. She made a movie poster for it and even went through the trouble of actually composing a sound track, to the movie, of a roleplay. Lul. 

You can view/listen to the monstrosity here

Enjoy. 

…The water was high enough to cover my breast. Edward began kissing down my neck still holding me tightly. His lips brushed my shoulder and down to my breasts his tongue gently carresing my nipples. I felt something hard against my thigh. In a blink of an eye edwrds arms had me cradled he started running onto the beach to the large house, kicking the door open.

When we reached the room. He gently tossed me onto the bed and climbed on top of me. Slowly but yet so intence he pulled away looking into my eyes so deeply he couldve seen to my soul. “Its ok please dont stop” i wisperd. He carresed my body with his hands, trying to keep controll. He kissed my forhead traveling down to my ear lobe. I could hear him breathing become faster. As his face meltedwith fear that he may hurt me.

“We belong together” i stated once again. He nodded slowly looking into my eyes with fearfull lust. Swiftly but ever so gently I felt his cold hard on slide in between my warm wet legs. He looked at me makeing sure i was ok and slowley slid himself in me. I gasped as his coldness penitrated me. He stopped staying inside of me though looking at me with weary eyes. I smiled at him showing it was leaned his head into the crook of my neck his breatheing became heavy as he slid himself in and out of me “oh edward fuck me harder!” i screamed. he did as asked. “oh bella!” edward wisperd into my neck pushing himself deeper inside of me. I flinched biteing my lip to keep from gasping again. A movement that was not missed by edward. But he did not stop he grasped my arms with very little pressure “harder!” i moaned. His hands gripped me harder as he fucked me harder.

Edwards face moved up to mine, his tongue carressing my lips and the inside of my mouth. I closed my eyes tightly grabbing and scratching at his granite back.

Edward rolled over pulling me on top of him. Our bodies never disconecting. We were one i sat up on him his full 9 1/2 inches going deep inside of me. I sobbed an leaned down to kiss him. “Its ok love” edward wisperd. Takeing my hips firmly in his hands and bounceing me up an down. I sighed happily. “I know, i love you.” “I love you more then life in itself” edward replied. I smiled, i felt cramping in my lower stomach but i dint care. Edwards hands let me go as i sat up.

Slowly reaching his hand between my legs, twisting his fingers gently around my clit. “Oh, edward!” i screamed. Slamming myseld down on him, his fingers slipping inside of me, i could feel the stretching of my pussy. Both of edwards hands reached up gently sqeezing my breasts. His mouth comeing open in a small O. “If only my heart could beat, it would be as fast as a humming birds wings” he wisperd. ” Dont worry my heart beats fast enough for the both of us” i sighed tangling my fingers into his bronze hair, kissing him swiftly him pulling my face closer.

Then I went to say “I feel hideous” And autocorrect made it “I feel Godlike” 

Instantly feel better. 

Probley gonna leave this in the hands of someone else so that you can all continue to giggle at bad fanfictions, but I have to go. C’yall later. 

Here ya go

TEH AWLTIMATE CARSOVA EVA!

A.N.:Helo this wil hav noting 2 dew wif tha oter fics i hav, thiz fic has its own univrs and sutff btw ti wil be ongong nd be seet onn seezonz nd EPOSODS! enjo da farst episood.

WEPISODE 1: GENSIS -

Oen day, Trezi was wake up form teh bed and lacked da red wull.

THEN… A ASSASSON SHOT TREZI!’”(donut wirry she wil b bak in eposood 3* u wil c)

AND THEN…SNAKE SHOOT DA ASSASSPIN IN DA ART AND HE FELL OUT OF GRATE!

“Ther r metal geerz outside allover the place there and i have to sToP them!” sayed snaope

So he wented otside 2 fite METRAL GARS BUT THEN…DEAF EATRES SWORMEED TEH AREON!

“we work 4 da dark lard giv us al u mooney”

“i hav no oney on meu!” said snak and the n a SPOROL GARM APPARED OT IN TEH SKAIA AND ALL TEH TORLLS ND KEEDZ FROM HOMSUCK (cept rezi kuss she died) CAME OOOT OF IT,
“hay snakey wer heer 2 help u”

then GORDOG FREEMONT AND ALERX AND BONEY DROOVE IN ON A CORE!

“Hey smake! we herd u got- OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” said gordon as him car was spolded afert they al gut out.

“U MOFER GFOCKER ROPOTSIL KEEL U”

he took out a carbar and frew it onta ets heed and sporked it up in stooned.

“YAY GUYS!”

“i m doom nukem i com 2 kill evel ppl.”

“IM SERIUS SAM IL KIL DOSE DETH EETARS” “as he shotted minigun dead at them”

“ARGH DIE” sai teh doom guey

soon every1 wus ther nd they all shoot salshrd and yellod teh deaf mealers

“ok evry1 herz a taim warp”

deva, then oosed his taim tablz and went bak 2 help gordom kil teh robot mecha man.

“THANKZ 4 HLEPING” sed gordo

“yw btw get hwo 2 wrap bi dave stider it mah noo bok” said he dave

Then, Hairy Pooter and hiz freindz cam down 2 da pleace/.

“REDDY 2 GO 2 SKYPA” sed joon woh was boosy floying.

“SURE” they all say btu thene…RASSIES BOOTY WAS FOND!

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” shout ed karkit.

ok so every1 wend 2 skia but ther wer tings goin un in a palce caled xenyyy…

“hay guis lets kill ever1 cross da dimenshuns” sad nihpanth

every1 agreed naow dey wil fite for evel and bettar powar!

A.N.: i hop u enjoyed dis nao go hav foon!

A.N.: Instuf of making the nucks tapter of my HLF LIFE story, i decid 2 make a new 1 charpter stort!11 fanks tom 4 makin me sum new colfs!111

Teh spy was hiding in under the bese. he was goin 2 axe a questin 2 the administator.

i was scard. “administrapor i need 2 ask u a festin.” i said in a bad vooce.

“ok spet it ot b4 i stab u”

“why do i di then cum bak 2 lyfe?”

“u are coln.”

“omg no”

“yes”

so i ran away and pucked up my nife and satbed mysefl in the rist. i diddnt die becacuase the knife duddnt penetrate my vanes.

i bled litt.

“life is wortless.”

2 years latler…

the spy wasd at a pissa shoop wit is sun, the scoot.

he ask

“dad why r i keep dieing nd living in tha bettle?”

“u r coln”

“omg no”

“yes”

then scout took a pizda cuttor and slit his rists, he died becuz he was virgin.

” mi sun is dead”

so he went to the administrator oofice and shoted her and revived the scout and ate pizza the end it was good.

A.N.: i sent 5 hours makin this su nu famming.

I haven’t been here in forever. I’ll post the rest of Twila later on, Been busy with school and work and recently moved so..Yeah. Do any of you guys have imvu? I’ve been on there a lot lately and it’s..Ridiculous |D; Ask me for my username.